Buh.....

Oh I don't understand gradient text

Haw haw....sorry I

smeared.

I will destroy him beyond recognition:

I MADE HIM WHITE? sorry.

Ode to White Pim

Hue rotated. Blurred beyond.
Disfigured and warped
Lies a man who could be blonde
The terrifying end of my creation...
Italian tendencies beneath his skin.

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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SMALL

like this. ahem. let me continue with the joke.

Unfortunately, after walked away, tripped over a rock, hit his head QUITE hard, and died.